robcanvas:

*flushes toilet*

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loudie:

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

hypermasc:

hypermasc:

gays who think liking drag race is a personality trait vs. gays who think going to the gym is a personality trait. FIGHT!

lmao actually they’d just fuck On Sight who am i kidding

slavery:

ankhpapi:

slavery:

Amazon whys my cock so small

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

Alexa kill this clown

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

popokko:

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur