Anonymous: Dear President Bukkake, Do you think you could assist with the region of pussy drought season? We have no help from the Queen of Dicks but a box of 🔌. Thank you for taking your time to read this message

fuckmehardy:

moisturise and exfoliate. I apologise but that’s all the assistance I can provide from within these presidential walls. I will have care packages sent out as soon as possible. Stay strong and try to sustain a positive state of mind, the children need you.